Ravenclaw: *holding an antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Gryffindor: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Gryffindor:
Gryffindor: It’s perfume.
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let him live potter !!
honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it
I didn’t truly get the whole “death of the author” paradigm until I watched the harry potter fandom collectively divorce JKR
#also it’s not just cursed child#it’s also all the slytherin kids branded evil#it’s about ending a series with babies ever after#writing an epilogue designed for baby boomers in a series aimed at millennials#it’s harry naming his kid after two abusers#it’s about claiming dumbledore is gay for Diversity Points#but in a movie series featuring his life#and featuring the one he loved#there won’t be a trace of it#it’s about casting an abuser then making excuses for it#when hp is the story of an abuse survivor#it’s about everything to do with the american magical community#from cultural appropriation to the sheer pain of the term ‘no maj’#sorry rowling#you started us off#but now#our city now
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the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao
I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit
you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
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snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose.
amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge
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It was supposed to be three or four random ideas on monochromatic themes but then I thought might as well do a whole rainbow (which had to be seven because I like it better than six and that meant pink was also in since I like to spite Newton and not do indigo ever… though now I feel bad for indicolite)
In order - Garnet, quartz/agate, wulfenite, peridot, euclase, polybasite and morganite.
oh man, these are just gorgeous.
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